Are you're wondering why I decided to make this God-forsaken website?
...No?
Whatever. I'll tell you anyway.
See, I made this website who-knows-how-long-ago, just because I JUST created a Neocities account. I know a lot about HTML and how it works. If I remember correctly, you just throw together a bunch of tags by means of making something you wanna put online (site-wise) or something. It's pretty bare-bones; not something drag-and-drop like Squarespace, Weebly, or Wix.
So I decided to learn how HTML works and ultimately decided to make Web pages on my own accord. Sure, they were incredibly low-definition and gaudy (they still are!), but, hey: at least I know how to code in HTML. It's not like I'm coding in Malbolge, where absolutely nothing makes even the slightest bit of sense. It's like if you banged your head on a keyboard and hoped for the best.
Okay, now I'm getting off-topic. That's pretty much it. That should give you an excuse to explore my site further.